Erika

Erika: But it's no uuuuuuuuuuuuuse! Please, look at thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!! Geeertruuude, Cooorneliaaaaaa!!
Erika: Bwaaaattoooora-shwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!! Pweaaaaaaaase, looooook at thiiiiiiis! Whaaaaaaaat are theeeeeeeeeese?!?!??
Erika: Look, here, here! There's something attached to the door?! What is it, what is iiiit?! Hey, what is it, Geeeeeeertruuuuuudeeeeee?!?!!?
Gertrude: Know that it is the duct tape seal of the cousins' room.
Erika: <Ooooooh, yeaaaaaaaah> <Vwery gwooooooooooooooooooood>!!! <One more>!! What about this dooooooooooor?!?!?!
Cornelia: Know that it is the duct tape seal of the next room over...!
Erika: O H , V E R Y  G O O D! 
Erika: Okay, why don't you two show everyone watching at home on their TVs?! Please have a look at the duct tape on both doors!!
Erika: So, what do you think of theeeeem?! Are they broken or aren't theeeeey...?! Please, let us have the Red Truth!
Gertrude & Cornelia: [Red]Please, allow me to speak. Know that neither is broken.
Gertrude: Know that an unbroken seal proves that there are still none who have entered or exited.
Cornelia: It needs no second tellling, but know that entry or exit without breaking the seal is impossible!

Furudo Erika, the hardcore troll.